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all my friends are as sharp as razors.
I don't care, I don't care, I'm leaving this here because the only two things that are saving me from alcoholism today (always) are Nicole and this fucking lunatic. Noel Fielding, you perfect perfect man. I'd say stop but I wouldn't mean it ( Read more... ) -
imagine having a punchline like that!
I had other things to talk about, but then this happened and my day got massively, massively better. You're welcome!
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you can lead a horse to a pop video, but you can't make it like it.
one. This video. Probably relevant to only a few people's interests, but I don't care. Noel Fielding imitating Bon Jovi around 3:40 made me laugh until I cried this afternoon and THAT HAPPENS LESS THAN YOU'D THINK. Also, Julian Barratt. Always.
two. I've been reading The Time Traveler's Wife the past couple days. I think I am the last person alive ( Read more... ) -
can you stop? can you not?
Work is kicking my ass this week, like it does sometimes, annnd to top it off, I get to work at 5AM tomorrow instead of 8. This would be fine, I GUESS, except the best part is the person I'm replacing MIGHT STILL COME IN, so I... will be stuck at work regardless of being needed. A+, PANERA ( Read more... ) -
get your northern pins out!
HOW CAN I HAVE A FAMILY PARTY TO GO TO TONIGHT? I have to watch this seventeen million times. 1:35 alone is better than everything else that has happened to me this month. -
"I gotta go around all the castles in the country and clean their chimneys!"
The show is kind of like being punched in the face with rainbows. It gave me a panic attack for about five minutes when I first watched it.
Shut the fuck up, Noel Fielding, you're too cute.I've worked all week and now I'm stuck working at 5AM tomorrow, too. I have no plans to be a functioning human being for the next eighteen hours at least, SO ( Read more... ) -
maybe you should cut your own hair.
Me: I did miss his nose, I guess...
My mom: What? Did he get a new nose?
Me: No, it's just a nice nose. You've never noticed?
If at any point, Supernatural, you'd like to stop blatantly stealing from Buffy (and, hilariously, not even the good parts of Buffy), that would be A+. Thanks!
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all right, you've proved your point in song form.
Comment and I'll tell you something I love about you!
Meanwhile, I'm going to keep watching this, both because it makes me feel better about the weather right now and because I wish I had snow boots even half as fantastic as Vince Noir's. I MEAN REALLY. The possibility of walking to work the next few days would be way more exciting if I had some ( Read more... ) -
"I don't read too good."
...clearly the quickest way to my heart is to dance around in a car like a COMPLETE moron. You're WELCOME, kids.
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